Decision '08

This year's presidential election can be summed up thusly:

In the blue corner, stumping for Democratic Senator Barack Obama, we have the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson.

And in the red corner, on the campaign trail with Bible-thumping Republican and former governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee, the washed up has-been that is Chuck Norris.

You make the call, America. Scarlett or Chuck. Who's it gonna be?


johnny said...

Will Chuck track me down and get all Delta Force on my behind if I don't vote for him? I've seen what that man can do with a rocket launcher.

raptorpack said...

Do not fear a death by Chuck Norris, for any death caused by the man would be glorious. You know, Chuck's a solid guy and sure he's nice... but boobs are nicer...