1/05/2008

Decision '08

This year's presidential election can be summed up thusly:























In the blue corner, stumping for Democratic Senator Barack Obama, we have the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson.

And in the red corner, on the campaign trail with Bible-thumping Republican and former governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee, the washed up has-been that is Chuck Norris.

You make the call, America. Scarlett or Chuck. Who's it gonna be?

2 comments:

johnny said...

Will Chuck track me down and get all Delta Force on my behind if I don't vote for him? I've seen what that man can do with a rocket launcher.

raptorpack said...

Do not fear a death by Chuck Norris, for any death caused by the man would be glorious. You know, Chuck's a solid guy and sure he's nice... but boobs are nicer...