This year's presidential election can be summed up thusly:
In the blue corner, stumping for Democratic Senator Barack Obama, we have the lovely and talented Scarlett Johansson.
And in the red corner, on the campaign trail with Bible-thumping Republican and former governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee, the washed up has-been that is Chuck Norris.
You make the call, America. Scarlett or Chuck. Who's it gonna be?